<robert> : the amount of awful going on in my life now is unbearable.
<Bruce> : I was caught jaywalking by cops on Friday. I got a stern warning about how getting killed by a car sucks.

IN exactly one week this will be my last day here and I will start a new job with desktop support.

Oh yea I have a halloween party today. I have no idea what to wear. Maybe I will go as a hobo.
<robert> : new levels of awful acheived daily.
<robert> : It's not that I don't try, it's that when I do, the outcome is always this awful feeling.
<robert> : If spoke spanish, I would validate today's awful day by saying "Hoy ha sido un dia horrible"
<Bruce> : This new system is strict. I can not browse cutlery websites.
<robert> : no cutlery sites? That is awful!
<robert> : My ability to gauge a situation and take the appropiate action is awful.
<robert> : it's awfully cold outside
<timmy> : fuck you snow in davis, i want snow in napa... maybe i should just move to davis
<Bruce> : Sac got snow too. Napa sucks.

Today's chapter: How I Learned to Love Infopath.
<robert> : I culminated my awfulness with a fist bump. Happy 2009
<Bruce> : UPS is so very slow.
<208.87.233.180 left it blank> : My cell phone for some reason changes ring style from whatever setting it has to loud when plugged in to be charged.

Now what are the chances that as soon as a plug in my phone and about to change the settings to vibrate again that it rings? Apparently it is 100% since it has happened to me twice since I have started work here. This time it is a call from a fitness club in the bay area. Oh I hate you so much.
<Bruce> : Why I love UPS:


On Route
Estimated Arrival: Jan 04
Currently in: WEST SACRAMENTO CA

A road too far.
<Bruce> : I do not update my software often enough. I had to update ff from 3.5 to 3.5.6 to 3.5.7 before I got 3.6.

Also bugmenot is banned.

See you all in Santa Clara/San Jose next week. Wooo!!! Tech Museum with a Star Trek Exhibit! Now I am wondering if I have time for that. Plus I should research eating places there.

Additional note:

"Is Photography allowed in the museum?
Yes, we do allow photography inside the museum, but inside the STAR TREK: The Exhibition, absolutely no photography of any kind is allowed."

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe KAHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Bruce> : What is with people dying today?

Howard Zinn and J.D. Salinger are dead.
<Bruce> : Bing thought Latin was Danish.

It surprised me.
<robert> : FOLLOW ME ON BUZZ.
http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1267 This joke first appeared here like 10 years ago http://nanoaffairs.com/cgi-bin/editlast.cgi
<Bruce> : Fear me Very Easy Bots of SC2. I am your ruler!

Blah pizza is nice.

Pizza is nice.

I used a MS Bluetrack mouse and I am not sold on it being that much better than a laser one.
<Bruce> : YOU HAVE TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

Infopath does not have an auto save feature? I worked on a form for an hour and I lost it all during a crash. What the heck?

This is crazy that I will have to redo all the formatting again.

I swear this program was made by ex Apple engineers. That would explain the lack of standard Office features here.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

I need to get some candy now.
<Bruce> : The US Postal Service does its best UPS impression:

Processed through Sort Facility, June 08, 2010, 2:31 am, WEST SACRAMENTO, CA 95799
Out for Delivery or Available at PO Box, June 07, 2010, 8:59 am, SACRAMENTO, CA 95813
Sorting Complete, June 07, 2010, 8:29 am, SACRAMENTO, CA 95813
Arrival at Post Office, June 07, 2010, 4:25 am, SACRAMENTO, CA 95813
Processed through Sort Facility, June 07, 2010, 2:24 am, WEST SACRAMENTO, CA 95799
Processed through Sort Facility, June 04, 2010, 7:39 pm, MELVILLE, NY 11747
Electronic Shipping Info Received, June 04, 2010
Shipment Accepted; June 04, 2010, 4:55 pm, RONKONKOMA, NY 11779
<robert> : haha nobody reads this site.
<Bruce> : Proofreading is somethign i should do more often.
<robert> : Was 'somethign' a joke? You have no idea how badly I want to grammar nazi every facebook update I read.
<Bruce> : Nope, it was me not proofreading again. After I posted that I went off to do work again. Ah for patience...
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<Bruce> : It should not freaking take an hour to install Win XP SP3.

But it is. Stupid patch.
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<Bruce> : There is a search for baby names in the region and my name is less popular than Giovanni or Leonardo.

Huh????

SharePoint is boring.
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<ut> : SharePoint sucks
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<robert> : 2012 will be a big year for this site
<Timmy> : 3D is the future